The PC that did the Kessel Run in less than 12 Parsecs
Get a load of this: a running PC made from the Millenium Falcon. There's one motivated geek. Of course, you and I know that the whole Kessel Run thing doesn't make sense because, after all, the parsec is a unit of distance (3.08568025 × 1016m), not time. I'm sure George "It's-Titanic-in-space" Lucas would have us believe that this is just a case of Han shooting off his mouth without knowing what he's talking about, but just like this guy, I'm not buying into some retcon.
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