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    "Your 'reality', sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."
    — Karl Friedrich Hieronymus, Freiherr von Münchhausen

    In the Immortal Words of David Lee Roth Wednesday, June 15, 2005

    This is the most ridiculous thing I have seen in quite some time. Okay, okay, it's not quite as ridiculous as Tatu fighting a warthog to save orphans, but it's still pretty friggin ridiculous. The organizers of World Jump Day plan to stop global warming by organizing 600 million people around the world to jump at precisely the same moment, thus shifting the Earth into a new orbital path.

    Pshaw. The idea that 40 million metric tons of human flesh can move nearly 6 sextillion metric tons of Earth is simply laughable.... right?

          

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