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Women Crave Mechanical Cock

I believe it was Socrates who said: "Women are hungry and crave cock". Well, maybe if he didn't, some other very smart guy did, and could have added "but they really love mechanical cock the best." And why not? Shoot, I know my equipment doesn't hit 100 RPMs. Check out MSN's article on the history of the vibrator.

Comments on Women Crave Mechanical Cock
  Comment from Blogger MacFurious at Tuesday, July 05, 2005 8:52:00 PM
Without reading the article I just want to say - Excellent callback to last Saturday. It's so true :)
  Comment from Blogger Herself at Wednesday, July 06, 2005 9:35:00 AM
I think that might have been Aristophanes, not Socrates.

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