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T.O. Gets God's Endorsement

Drew Rosenhaus stated in an interview with Lance Pants that it's okay for his client, Terrell Owens, to compare himself to Jesus Christ, because he has permission from the Almighty Himself.

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  Comment from Blogger Herself at Sunday, August 21, 2005 10:13:00 AM
Yeah it's true. I was protesting outside that meeting. George W. Bush, Pat Robertson, Sen. Rick Santorum, T.O., and those Black Israeli guys from 86th street were all at a diner with Jesus. I tried to get to the table but they had a fanatic praetorian goon squad armed with holy water pistols. Apparently Jesus gave them all his blessing to say whatever the fuck they want in his name.
I managed to catch him on the way out though. As he was getting into the stretch hummer that awaited him, I muscled up to the window. He had shed the robes and was wearing a natty black Armani suit with a red tie. He smiled, lit a cigar, and lazily took a drag.
"Shhh," he said to me, blowing sulferous smoke through his pointy teeth. He winked, and shut the window, motioning to his driver to leave.
As the hummer roared off, I read the license plate: S8N 666
  Comment from Blogger Red Bull at Monday, August 29, 2005 11:10:00 AM
Apologies for not responding sooner, Patsy, but I think this was brilliantly written, if a bit surreal. Jesus-as-Satan works as a political statement, I think, but I choose to believe that the religious zealots who are the real problem. Those who use Christ's name and ignorance like a sword and shield are empowered by those who choose to be cowed by such meaningless noise.

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