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Cheerleaders Arrested

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested at a bar in Tampa Bay for getting into a fight Saturday night. Apparently, they were having sex in the bathroom, angering some of the other women who were waiting outside.

Witnesses said Keathley and the woman were having sex in a stall at Banana Joe's in Channelside about 2:10 a.m. Sunday, an arrest report states.

Club patron Melissa Holden said she and other women became angry while waiting for the restroom.

Holden said she could see the two women in the stall and heard moaning. After about 15 minutes, she said, the two women emerged. Another patron complained and then "the blonde hit me in the face," Holden said.

TBO.com Sports
As a good friend of mine might say: there's too much talk in this world, and not enough stadiums full of lesbians. At least, Carolina has shown us the way to correcting this sad state of affairs in the NFL.

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Comments on Cheerleaders Arrested
  Comment from Blogger the sparrow at Monday, November 14, 2005 12:23:00 PM
When I heard about this, I knew it was only a matter of time before it would appear on your blog. Ah, men and their fantasies...
  Comment from Blogger MacFurious at Tuesday, November 15, 2005 5:58:00 AM
When I heard about this I knew I could rely on you to post it on your blog. It's the stuff of fantasies...
  Comment from Blogger the sparrow at Tuesday, November 15, 2005 12:14:00 PM
here's an update...
http://news.tbo.com/news/MGBRSIPNVFE.html

and mac, wtf?!?!
  Comment from Blogger MacFurious at Friday, November 18, 2005 5:11:00 PM
I was trying to be clever by reposting your comment but changing a few words to make it into my sentiments. Apparently it wasn't that clever :P
  Comment from Blogger MacFurious at Friday, November 18, 2005 5:12:00 PM
and I don't care what they said about crying and comforting, they were having s e x ;)
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