Cheerleaders Arrested Sunday, November 13, 2005

Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested at a bar in Tampa Bay for getting into a fight Saturday night. Apparently, they were having sex in the bathroom, angering some of the other women who were waiting outside.

Witnesses said Keathley and the woman were having sex in a stall at Banana Joe's in Channelside about 2:10 a.m. Sunday, an arrest report states.

Club patron Melissa Holden said she and other women became angry while waiting for the restroom.

Holden said she could see the two women in the stall and heard moaning. After about 15 minutes, she said, the two women emerged. Another patron complained and then "the blonde hit me in the face," Holden said.

—TBO.com Sports

As a good friend of mine might say: there's too much talk in this world, and not enough stadiums full of lesbians. At least, Carolina has shown us the way to correcting this sad state of affairs in the NFL.