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Order of the Stick #247

For those of you who read the Order of the Stick, you may have wondered what Haley has been saying in strips #247 and #248. Fortunately for those gentle readers who are geeky enough to care but not geeky enough to solve the cipher, I've taken the liberty of translating strip #247 for you below (Haley's translated lines are in bold):

Durkon: So, uh... we're just aboot ready ta leave, guys. V an' I just prepared our spells.

Elan: Yeah, OK.

Elan: Durkon, I'm a bit worried about Haley. She hasn't budged in hours, and if nothing else, I would think she'd have to go potty by now. Can you check her out?

Durkon: Well, she not be paralyzed or held or nuthin'. She seems ta be in perfect health, except for some fire damage.


Durkon: Gah!

Haley: Gone! All of it, gone! I can't believe it's all gone!

Elan: Haley, I know you have more Bonus Languages than I do, but now's not the time to show them off.

Haley: I got eaten by a dragon for that freakin' treasure!

Haley: I got vomited up! By a disgusting, acid-breathing dragon! And now it's GONE!

Durkon: Elan, hold on a moment. Comprehend Languages!

Durkon: Och, lad, she not be speakin' any language. I cannae understand a word, even wit' tha magic o' Thor. I think she be havin' some kind o' breakdown about tha loot.

Haley: Not THE loot, MY loot. Mine!

Elan: I don't understand. Is she gonna be OK?

Durkon: Well, lad, the brain be a funny thing. Sometimes, it just stops workin' right when ye've been through a bad scene.

Haley: Wait, why do I sound funny? Hello? Hello?

Belkar: Wait, wait, so she can't speak at all? Even if she wants to? Hey Haley, if you don't want me to tell Elan how you really feel, just say so.

Haley: What? No! Don't you dare!

Belkar: Well, OK, since you didn't say anything.... Elan, Haley is actually in —

Haley: Sneak attack boot to the face!

Belkar: Oof!

Belkar: Objection noted.

Haley: Darn straight.

Durkon: It's just like me granpappy always said: A kick be worth a thousand words.

Elan: I'm so confused.

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Comments on Order of the Stick #247
  Comment from Blogger MacFurious at Tuesday, November 22, 2005 11:06:00 PM
You know, I was one of those interested in translating but just too damn lazy. Thanks for the lines :)
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