Like The Phone Bill
So funny, so sad, so true, I had to post it:
When it comes to scoring touchdowns, the Jets are like the phone bill: They're monthly.Martin is also in danger of not breaking 1,000 yards this year. When I heard that Herman was actually planning around that, I got upset. You don't play so that individual players can break records, but at 2-10, I think we should at least have something good come out of this year.
—"Reeling Jets stand Pat in losing ways", New York Daily News