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Interceptaverde Returns

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse for the green-and-white, the ineptitude of the Jets management team pulls through with the most boneheaded play yet. Vinny Testaverde was named the starter for the game against the Buccaneers on Sunday.

The QB situation is so ridiculous that it's even become a joke to our opponents. Look – nobody thinks it's easy to win games with a third-string QB, but give the kid a chance. He made his first NFL start and while he was certainly nervous, it was the dropped passes and the swiss-cheese offensive line that ensured that the Jets sucked. Once again, we played Hermball – instead of playing to win, the Jets played not to lose.

My prediction: the Jets lose 21-6, with Vinny throwing at least three picks. Man, this football season gets worse every week. Week 1: Fumble-mania. Week 2: The Dolphins beat themselves. Week 3: QB Armageddon. Week 4: The Bollinger charade. Week 5: Interceptaverde Returns...

Comments on Interceptaverde Returns
  Comment from Blogger Herself at Friday, October 07, 2005 8:42:00 AM
Yeah, the Jets are done
J ust
E end
T he
S eason

Watch hockey instead!
  Comment from Anonymous Anonymous at Friday, October 07, 2005 3:42:00 PM
As a relatively new fan, I still want to keep the faith!

And though I love hockey, who knows what kind of season the Rangers will have...
  Comment from Blogger Herself at Saturday, October 08, 2005 3:48:00 AM
I can tell you right now what kind of season the Rangers will have. They will suck balls except when Jagr can pull it out and Weekes is having a good night.
  Comment from Anonymous Anonymous at Saturday, October 08, 2005 7:36:00 PM
I just knew you would say something like that!
  Comment from Anonymous ScorpionJL at Saturday, October 15, 2005 11:58:00 AM
Well when the truth is as obvious as that it's very predictable what will be said.

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