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RPG Motivational Posters

This one's making the rounds, so I may as well contribute to the link-spam.... a big thanks to Gnome and N. Mallory for providing links to these great motivational posters for role-players (some 270 of them!). Some of my personal favorites:

  • Gelatinous Cube: Because there's always a 10×10-foot room for Jell-o
  • Natural 20: Nothing else feels quite as good
  • Paladins: Lawful Good and violent about it
  • Party Balance: There are days when SOMEONE should play a cleric
  • Raise Dead: A real friend is the one with 5,000 gp worth of diamonds when you fail your fort save
  • Hirelings: When it's just too dangerous to send a real character
  • RPG Artwork: Let's face it, a lot of it is porn. (Pretty odd porn, too.)
Of course they forgot a few:
  • Rules Lawyers: If they're just guidelines, then why did you shell out $30 for the rulebook?
  • Dedication: If you can't make it to the game, then your character dies!
  • GM Fiat: For some reason, these orcs seem to be immune to acid. Go figure.
  • Roleplaying: I know he's in character because he's talking funny.
I could do these all day.


Comments on RPG Motivational Posters
  Comment from Blogger gnome at Monday, July 24, 2006 3:26:00 PM
Linkspam! Horrah!


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