RPG Motivational Posters Monday, July 24, 2006

This one's making the rounds, so I may as well contribute to the link-spam.... a big thanks to Gnome and N. Mallory for providing links to these great motivational posters for role-players (some 270 of them!). Some of my personal favorites:

• Gelatinous Cube: Because there's always a 10×10-foot room for Jell-o
• Natural 20: Nothing else feels quite as good
• Paladins: Lawful Good and violent about it
• Party Balance: There are days when SOMEONE should play a cleric
• Raise Dead: A real friend is the one with 5,000 gp worth of diamonds when you fail your fort save
• Hirelings: When it's just too dangerous to send a real character
• RPG Artwork: Let's face it, a lot of it is porn. (Pretty odd porn, too.)

Of course they forgot a few:

• Rules Lawyers: If they're just guidelines, then why did you shell out $30 for the rulebook?
• Dedication: If you can't make it to the game, then your character dies!
• GM Fiat: For some reason, these orcs seem to be immune to acid. Go figure.
• Roleplaying: I know he's in character because he's talking funny.

I could do these all day.