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"Your 'reality', sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."
— Karl Friedrich Hieronymus, Freiherr von Münchhausen

Shoes Thrown at Bush in Iraq

The man says: "This is the farewell kiss, you dog. This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq":

The BBC reports on the incident, saying:

In the middle of the news conference with Mr Maliki, a reporter stood up and shouted "this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog," before hurtling his shoes at Mr Bush, narrowly missing him.

"All I can report is a size 10," Mr Bush said according to the Associated Press news agency.

The shoe thrower was taken away by security guards and the news conference continued.

Correspondents called it a symbolic incident. Iraqis threw shoes and used them to beat Saddam Hussein's statue in Baghdad after his overthrow.

Isn't that ironic for us, the "liberators", to be treated the same way as the "oppressor". You'll be missed, George, by someone I'm sure. Just by no one I know.

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IM IN UR MANGER KILLING UR SAVIOR

Three geeks turn a nativity scene into a LARP battle:

Really funny stuff from For Tax Reasons, who have a weird website.
Second Wiseman: Uh-oh-wait, also it has an Armor Rating of 20. It's the best armor you can have and still cast heal spells. It's the best.
I also feel obligated to point out that the third wiseman is not a real geek. He was trying to buy Highlander 2.

Other good quotes:

Third Wiseman: Remember, we must defend the child! He is the key to saving the kingdom! *CLANG* Hello? Hello? Oh my God! I'm blind! My friends, I am blind!
And "mathlete". Heh.

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Ridonculous

This makes me think of some special people out there. You know who you are.

Face punches!

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Damn It Feels Good to be Banker: A Wall Street Musical

The only way this video makes sense is if you work on Wall Street, but this is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Consultants vs. Bankers:

Via iTulip, a voice in the economic wilderness.

The book that inspired this video, Damn, it Feels Good to Be a Banker: And Other Baller Things You Only Get to Say If You Work On Wall Street has now gone on to my must-buy list. This is a very strange world I operate in between 9 and 5 (okay, 10 and 7). Perhaps someday soon I can tell you all some of the stories.

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Mos Def/Eminem/Immortal Technique: Tell the Truth

I had no idea this video existed. Mos Def, Eminem and Immortal Technique asking the government to tell the truth about 9/11. Eminem quite explicitly calls out the president.

The people in the projects are the victims of a system built on a self-perpetuating system of corruption-begetting-corruption. The honest man has just one choice: to tell the truth about what he sees. Lyrics here.

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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

I just watched all three parts of Joss Whedon's new musical. It's good. I don't like musicals, but I think Whedon is particularly adept at using music to convey emotion and gravitas in a way that is endearingly self-conscious and hammy. Watching this it seems the superhero genre lends itself well to the format — after all, superheroes themselves are larger than life.

By the time you read this, however, it will probably be no longer available. You see, it comes down after today. It will be sold on DVD at some point in the future from what I understand.

... better late than never? Oh never mind.

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Gorbachev: The Music Video

The inimitable Amber Night recently posted this crazy-awesome video from a Russian band featuring Mikhail Gorbachev as an axe-wielding barbarian that shoots lasers out of his eyes.

This is a must-see.

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Telly Without Context

You need to watch Neave Television so you can see the man with the musical suit, a woman playing an organ, HAL asking for his wife to use your toilet. And stuff.

Click to surf.

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And I Quote...

And I quote:

As for guns, I could mention the hugely satisfying penis extension gun that pins baddies to walls with entire trees but all you really need to know is that there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. I wish I making something like that up. It shoots shurikens and lightning! It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.
Go watch Yahtzee being hilarious. Again.

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I am a Dethklok Fanboi

Evil Floating Head

Many thanks to Critical Hits for this heartwarming tale of a boy and his lost, evil, floating head.

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Charlie Rose: The Iraqi Perspective

From "What can and cannot be spoken on television" by Glenn Greenwald:


In that author's words:
The significance of the interview lies as much in what it says about the American occupation of Iraq as it what it illustrates about the American media. In the American media's discussions of Iraq, when are the perspectives expressed here about our ongoing occupation -- views extremely common among Iraqis of all types and grounded in clear, indisputable facts -- ever heard by the average American news consumer? The answer is: "virtually never."
I had never heard this perspective. It's important, and everyone who cares about what happens to Iraq and the Iraqis needs to watch this video.

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Imagine If We Walked the Whole Way

Amazing Quadrupedal Robot

I just found the most amazing video of robot locomotion you have ever seen. It's called "BigDog" and it's a four-legged machine developed by Boston Dynamics, with funding from DARPA. It negotiates slippery and uneven surfaces, even jumps over obstacles, moving in such a lifelike way that you have to see it to believe it. Watch.

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The Story of Stuff

Ms. Angel has sent me a pretty brilliant link: "The Story of Stuff" with Annie Leonard. I am impressed that anyone has been able to so succinctly and persuasively summed up the problem of consumer society once and for all. Everyone should have to watch it. It's 20 minutes long but everyone who's ever been to a mall needs to see this movie. America's story isn't written yet. We can save ourselves from the Corporate Cabal.

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Bulletball

Bulletball is a game by inventor Marc Griffin. Griffin gained notoriety by appearing on a Reality TV show called American Inventor. When Griffin told the judges he had sold his wife's wedding ring, was now living out of his car and had dedicated 26 years of his life to promoting his game, the judges were harsh in their judgment: "You told us that you’ve given twenty-six years of your life to this game. I think that’s more of a life than a man can give to a dream. Please get your life back." I almost cried watching this.

Griffin's website sells Bulletball tables for $399.99.

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There's a Doggie In My Monitor

Operation: Change for the Better

Thanks, Lee, for sending this piece of inspirational infomercial dissent: New Bush Coins. It's a darkly humorous advertisement for Franklin Mint-style coins commemorating the Bush-Cheney cabal. Each one commemorates something special: the President reading My Pet Goat on 9/11, the "comatosed" media, Barbara Bush saying Katrina's victims are better off after the storm. This man has hit it right on the head.

Operation: Change for the Better wants you to have Bush Dubloons, so turn in all of your coins at a Halliburton drop-off center today.

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Here's Looking At You

Here's Looking at You: a film about first impressions.

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Metal n' More Meth Minute: A Sunday Rant

Dan Meth explores an important question: is Rush heavy metal.

Okay, Rush isn't Dethklok, but... let's see... "Working Man"? "Finding my Way"? "Witch Hunt"? "Stick It Out"? "2112"?! Okay, let me break it down.

Rush was in the 70's was old-school metal, like Led Zepplin, like Black Sabbath. I think I remember reading that Geddy and Alex played Clapton covers at coffee shops in Canada. Rush, like many great bands that produce more than a score of albums, wrote a lot of different kinds of music. Rush became Rush by transcending those other influences and becoming the defining band of the progressive rock movement. Rush became the musical force that it is when it transcended those influences and produced albums like Moving Pictures, Permanent Waves, and Counterparts. And all of those albums have songs that are definitely metal.

And yet take a poll of old-school Metallica fans, and you will find a strong corresponding love for Rush. Their early body of work has a more viscerally rock sound, something we'd more often associate with a metal sound.

Name the qualities of metal?

Funny enough, due to my personal agony over a band I call Disappointica, I've thought a lot about what "metal" is. I think it goes like this:

  • 70's: Sabbath. Metal.
  • 80's: Metallica. Metal.
  • 90's: Pantera. Metal.
It is my firm belief that Geddy Lee wanted to be Robert Plant when they first started. Listen to Rush's first album. Rush has strong and complex riffs early on, but of course that mellowed some when their sound reached its electronic peak sometime around Power Windows. It is this technical emphasis that made Rush develop alongside bands like Genesis, Kansas and Yes in the progressive movement later on.

Metal is three things: distortion, aggression, and virtuosity. The distorted sound of the electric guitar is arguably what created "rock", and I think that "metal" is ultimately just an exaggeration of that. Metal music sounds "heavy" because it is distorted and low. Metal means aggressive music. And virtuosity has long been its defining characteristic that separates it from its similar-looking-but-entirely-different cousin, punk.

So: is Rush metal?

To come back to my original statement, yes, of course Rush was metal, in the 70's. Like Zepplin, Sabbath and Cream, Rush had heavy distortion and played with great virtuosity. They were not particularly aggressive, more imaginative, but the fiercely independent lyrical voice of Neil Peart creates several angry moments in their corpus.

Rush's first few albums are decidedly 70's metal, and they continued to produce "metal" music throughout their career, even if their overall focus was elsewhere in progressive rock.

After all, look at Rush's most immediate successors: Queensrÿche and Dream Theater. That umlaut in Queensrÿche metal enough for you?

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